It’s time to stop making shitty holiday movies and start making these not shitty ones
@funnyordie @DancesWithTamis How about a Home Alone sequel when Kevin has turned into a 'Saw-style' psycho killer and the original robbers they caught are the only ones who can stop him.
KRANDOLPH, THE IRREDEEMABLY UGLY REINDEER: When a fungal infection wipes out 99% of Santa's reindeer, Krandolph, the most disgusting reindeer of all, might finally get a change to prove himself.
A Christmas Penis: When a baker is having trouble getting his wife pregnant, the spirit of the season fills his pants and turns his penis into Santa Claus.
@funnyordie I just made your sexy movie “Christmas Knee Surgery”!!!
@funnyordie "Santa's elves office holiday party gangbang"
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