@funnyordie Profile picture Funny Or Die

@funnyordie

 4 days ago

what is biden’s plan for getting rid of the gross ketchup water that comes out before the ketchup

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@moshwangles Profile picture connor

@moshwangles

 4 days ago

@TheDeVineyCode @funnyordie That'd be correct, just needs a good shake

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@bonniekerr72 Profile picture B Kerr

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 4 days ago
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@agomar999 Profile picture marge homero

@agomar999

 4 days ago

@funnyordie Shake it baby!

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@funnyordie Article 2 in the first law he signs: just shake the fucking thing before you use it?

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@JoeyGoDeacs Profile picture Joey Picard

@JoeyGoDeacs

 4 days ago

@funnyordie That’s ridiculous. Tackle the mustard water first.

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@mzricka87 Profile picture just Ricka

@mzricka87

 4 days ago

@funnyordie Use ketchup packets

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@MsNormaJean Profile picture MsNormaJean

@MsNormaJean

 4 days ago

@funnyordie Yeah, I was wondering the same thing just now.

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@TheCingleplayer Profile picture The

@TheCingleplayer

 4 days ago

@funnyordie the technology that would fix that is still 100 years away! 😂

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@funnyordie He's got a strong "shake" policy I think.

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@funnyordie I’ve ruined many a hot dog with that same juice

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