-4.00 in my right eye. charming succubus in training. emma frost correspondent for vox. "you're so astrologically volatile!!!" — simone de rochefort.
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Quoted @molly_knight
While we’re on the topic of shitty behavior by men in sports, if my male counterparts could stop using the term “road beef” in reference to the women they cheat on their spouses with while traveling for work that would be great.
Mistresses are elegant.
I am road beef.
We are not the same.
also, after an extensive 10 months of research by living in nothing but athleisure: if you haven't tried Vuori (@vuoriclothing) sweatpants you're missing out.
Quoted @Tomas_Mier
The lil “we ain’t worried bout nothing” replacing Camila’s part will ALWAYS be iconic.
I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since the girls performed at the People’s Choice Awards 🥺
the pettiness in their harmonizing 💀
Quoted @sarahellison
BREAKING --> Fox News political editor Chris Stirewalt was laid off today alongside just under 20 Fox News staffers. Stirewalt sat on the Fox News decision desk, which has come under fire for its early call on Arizona election night. Story forthcoming...
the arizona call was early, but it was also correct
Replying to @morninggloria: Bittersweet day for The Daily, on this second to last day they can pretend an extended interview with a delusional racis…
Replying to @barry: We as a people have moved beyond the need for Michael Barbaro.
Bittersweet day for The Daily, on this second to last day they can pretend an extended interview with a delusional racist who spouts regurgitated Facebook memes generated in Russian troll farms is somehow in the public interest.
i mean … you still can. i'm not going to stop you. i dont write the rules lmao.
in 24 hours, you can’t be mad at Susan Sarandon on twitter anymore
We as a people have moved beyond the need for Michael Barbaro.
if netflix wants a reality show about filthy rich filipinos, i will gladly volunteer as the relatable himbo
bling empire:
anna is the best because she had a monkey.
kevin is positive representation for asian himbos.
kane is delightful mess.
red power ranger is bad.
christine is a great villain.
it's pumprules x selling sunset without the illusion that these people have jobs
Quoted @KySportsRadio
This is the first AP College Basketball poll in which Kentucky, Duke and North Carolina have all been unranked in the Top 25 since 1961
oh no lol
Replying to @spinubzilla: why would you say Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas broke up when you could just say BenAna Split
Replying to @CraigSJ: lumidee ran the summer without catching the key. icon.
lumidee ran the summer without catching the key. icon.
bobby sitting sidesaddle makes this interaction even funnier
why would you say Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas broke up when you could just say BenAna Split
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