chrissy teigen ( @chrissyteigen ) Twitter Profile


chrissy teigen

de-motivational speaker


Joined on 11 May, 2009

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Spaghetti squash bolognese no noodle lasagna boat thing? All gone! Recipe in my newest Instagram caption xx

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currently making a super easy, healthy turkey bolognese. I wanna go live to show you but it's just so awkward ??? anyhow go to instagram

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Quoted @meenaharris

Talked to my friend @PadmaLakshmi about my new book AMBITIOUS GIRL — purchase from @booksaremagicbk by 1/26 and get a link to watch!

We love your book in this house :)

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living the dream

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I want 500 followers again. I should sell this account and donate it to charity, is that legal

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Quoted @rebekahmarine

@chrissyteigen I have a disability (one hand) but also see the humor of pre-packaged minced garlic being part of that lineup. We don’t need to take everything so literal all the time.

Yeah agree! But I do see the hurt in causing even one person out there pain or making them feel less than just over a stupid tweet that I didn’t need to repost either way!

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Quoted @hannahsl0an

@alexandrak @kiddicusmaximus @kittynouveau @chrissyteigen ok this is interesting to me because i bake often and the salt type is never specified! i don’t actually own iodized salt but one recipe i made called for all dry ingredients to be sifted and my kosher salt did NOT make its way through the sifter lol

You’re right! I toss it in after or skip baking altogether because I ruin everything in the category

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Quoted @catbear_lola

@chrissyteigen I was in the thread last night. I ended up blocking her. I would absolutely show you that she meant to be classist and ableist.

I'm not saying this as a slight against you. I think your heart is in the right place. But she meant to be rude.

Well fuck me, I always think people are better than they are. That is my go to but it’s been wrong so many times you’d think id learn by now

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Quoted @battymamzelle

@chrissyteigen I think the point here is that able bodied people often mock prepackaged foods like these as being for "lazy" or "bad" cooks and rarely if ever consider the needs of the disabled. Accessible design is often masked as convenience to make it more marketable to able bodied people.

I think since I am constantly in trouble here I look a lot at people’s intentions of their tweets and I don’t think that was her personal intention and it absolutely should never take off in that way so it’s prob better to just not say (talking to myself here)

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Quoted @kiddicusmaximus

@kittynouveau @chrissyteigen I don’t understand what is wrong with the salt?

Just too strong and not good for your blood I dunno I’m not a doc but it’s def too strong!

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I would never tweet anything I do if I meant it completely literally. I feel like it was a semi serious thing said seriously gone wrong!

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Quoted @kittynouveau

it's all big talk until it's these tweets are protected

wait but I agree lol *ducks*

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Quoted @KenTremendous

Hi, @tedcruz is desperate to pick a fight with @Sethrogen so everyone talks about that and not the fact that he made a bad-faith attempt to overthrow a fair election in order to cynically grab Trump's base and run for President in 2024. Let's focus on the latter.

All of this, and I’ll never get over being in trump’s ass after the wife comments. Never.

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please stop sending me the spaghetti-o's in a frozen pie crust video. it was only made to rile you up and you are riled!

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Quoted @caitlincarrickm

@chrissyteigen @AdeenaSussman this is the kinda energy i want to see in cravings 3... no cute anecdotes before recipes only irrational rage

Ooo girl you’re in for a TREAT!

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lmao @AdeenaSussman what if I WAS done

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A fight over high jewelry, a term I have never even heard before, is just what I need this fine evening

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B L I N G E M P I R E !!!!!

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I feel so bad actually using the automated email replies. I always follow-up and out myself as having used it and apologize. I did the same when I had a fake ID

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