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Michael G. Bazemore

History, beer, books, Darth Goo, teaching, bourbon, religion, SCUBA and zemblanity. Also writing. Sometimes. Used to have hair. The Renaissance is a lie.

The intersection of profanity and profundity

Joined on 30 November, 2016

http://intothedeepwater.blogspot.com

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Quoted @DavidBegnaud

BREAKING: “I thought I was following my president. I thought I was following what we were called to do. He asked us to fly there. So I was doing was he asked us to do.”
That’s TX realtor Jenna Ryan who was arrested today by FBI after being at the D.C. riot

The party of personal responsibility.

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Replying to @mcsweeneys: "The teenagers of Haddonfield, Illinois, have a one-track communal mind, consumed only with visions of taking down distingu…

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"The teenagers of Haddonfield, Illinois, have a one-track communal mind, consumed only with visions of taking down distinguished serial killer Michael Myers, and it should make one thing clear to us all: cancel culture has gotten out of hand."

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Quoted @JeffWantPoppers

Howling

Wait for it...

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Quoted @HerreraBeutler

In conversations w/residents about this week's impeachment vote, some are unclear on what transpired before & during that involved President Trump.

Here are the indisputable and publicly available facts ⬇️

Pay attention.

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Quoted @RepBoebert

Rep. Sean Maloney made false and baseless conspiracy claims about me that led to death threats and hundreds of vile phone calls and emails. His comments were extremely offensive, shameful and dangerous.

You know what's "extremely offensive, shameful, and dangerous?" A member of Congress who gives a reconnaissance tour of the Capitol to insurrectionists and who gives them the location of a target during the insurrection. Resign and go away forever.

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Quoted @NicoleArbour

So @donlemon thinks half of America are in the Klan? 😂😂

...And in other news unicorns have made a comeback to help fight Nazis and will be ridden by Leprechauns into battle.

If the sheet fits...

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Replying to @waitmanb: This is a bizarre take from a respected historian.

@RichardEvans36 seems to be focused solely on outcomes as a definition of…

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Quoted @JonahDispatch

In fact, you should be *angrier* b/c this wannabe celebrity despot implicitly & explicitly claims to be acting & speaking for you. You should be screaming, "This isn't who we are" or "Not my name you staggering jackwad." Not bleating about how some Democrat is a hypocrite.

10/

Conservatives can't say either of these things, Jonah. This IS who they are; these things have been done more quietly in their name for decades. Y'all spent decades sowing the wind. Now that the harvest has come, you don't get to bitch about the whirlwind you've reaped.

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Quoted @jackremmington

I actually cannot stop laughing at this hahaahahahaha

This may be the funniest thing ever.

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I guess there's still time for Trump to reveal he's been Andy Kaufman all along.

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Quoted @KaylaChowShow

Replace 1 word in any movie title with “Crotch.”

The Phantom Crotch
Attack of the Crotch
Revenge of the Crotch
Crotch Wars
The Empire Strikes Crotch
Return of the Crotch
The Crotch Awakens
The Crotch Jedi
The Crotch of Skywalker

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Quoted @DineshDSouza

Yes, CNN really equated 75 million Americans with the Klan

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas, DD.

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Quoted @AyannaPressley

There will be no reset button. No return to normal. The status quo was unjust in the first place.

Normal was the problem.

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Quoted @RackSpinner

Anticipation was high, at THE SPINNER RACK, Jan. 12, 1983!

All of these. The Batman comic was part of the first Killer Croc storyline. It was an era with lots of throwaway characters, but they struck gold with KC.

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Replying to @TCKMed: The perfect joke doesn't exis-

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Quoted @efox1313

@ZoddyBoy @Real_bear_horse @rspx12345678 @barefootboomer @ScottMGreer Slaves worked 300 hours a year less than white workers, they were far from exploited.

It should physically hurt to be this stupid.

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Quoted @ndrew_lawrence

Lindsey Graham: "If you want to end the violence, end impeachment"

If you want to get peace, forget justice? Pass.

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The perfect joke doesn't exis-

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This is a bizarre take from a respected historian.

@RichardEvans36 seems to be focused solely on outcomes as a definition of fascism and I don't really buy that. If someone WANTS to do fascist things, doesn't that make him a fascist?

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Since I've picked up some new folks and have been doing more history stuff on the twitters, I thought a thread of threads would be cool. That way when I have @KevinMKruse-like numbers I can point friends and nemeses alike to it. It's a start.

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