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Jimmy Kimmel

1997 Bowling Digest Co-Bowler of the Year https://t.co/MV5fWNNOlI

Los Angeles

Joined on 23 March, 2009

http://rhcbooks.com/books/592304/the-serious-goose

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May the force be with them.

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The Boss Baby: Family Business - in theaters March 26. #BossBaby

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Quoted @kenolin1

I love this guy. Hey @jimmykimmel, get him on the show. #UnionTalent

Can we swap them now?

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Many LA restaurants invested thousands of dollars they don't have to accommodate OUTDOOR dining. I hope our leaders come up with a plan to help restaurant workers as quickly as they shut their workplaces down @GavinNewsom

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Replying to @donwinslow: Turn the sound up.

What a complete F moron.

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Quoted @BadCOVID19Takes

"I guarantee you..."

Turn the sound up.

What a complete F moron.

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Quoted @JenniferJJacobs

News: Don Jr, the president’s son, has tested positive for coronavirus. He escaped the virus when people around him got infected, including his girlfriend Kimberly, but now has it, per multiple sources.

I guess his father finally hugged him....

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My interview with President @BarackObama...

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Quoted @joshtpm

To soften the blow of defeat Fox's Geraldo proposes naming the vaccine after Trump. "It would be a nice gesture to him and years from now it would become kind of a generic name. Have you got your trump yet, I got my trump, I'm fine. I wished we could honor him in that way."

better idea: name the virus after him!

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Quoted @EdwardNorton

I’m no political pundit but I grew up w a dad who was a federal prosecutor & he taught me a lot & I’ve also sat a fair amount of poker w serious players & l’ll say this: I do not think Trump is trying to ‘make his base happy’ or ‘laying the groundwork for his own network’...

this thread is well worth reading

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Quoted @realmikefox

It's No Time Like the Future day! Can't wait to hear what you all think of the book. #NoTimeLiketheFuture @Flatironbooks @headlinepg

best guy ever

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I am honored to join Eddie & @JillVedder77 @BillieEilish @AdamLevine @AlessiaCara @ChrisHemsworth @AndraDayMusic @Letterman @AdamSandler & more for an amazing night supporting @EBResearch! Watch #VentureintoCures live Nov. 18th at 8 PM ET. More info here:

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Help our friends at @StJosephCtr feed 1,200 needy families in LA this Thanksgiving. Buy a full turkey dinner for only $30. My wife @MollyMcNearney & I will match every meal.

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Trump is like a kid slowly realizing nobody’s coming to his birthday party.

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Quoted @RexChapman

North Dakota put in a mask mandate by the Governor.

Here’s a local Sheriff responding to the Governor.

We’re living in the dumbest of times...

Do his officers issue citations to drivers who aren't wearing seatbelts?

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Replying to @donwinslow: NEW VIDEO: #AmericaNeedsGeorgia TURN VOLUME UP!!

With @Jeff_Daniels and the amazing @THORNETTAD

REAL CHANGE begins with…

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If Donald Trump gets any more embarrassing we’re gonna have to start calling him Don Jr.

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NEW VIDEO: #AmericaNeedsGeorgia TURN VOLUME UP!!

With @Jeff_Daniels and the amazing @THORNETTAD

REAL CHANGE begins with @ossoff & @ReverendWarnock.

We need your help. We need 17,500 RETWEETS TODAY!

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#WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire TONIGHT with Chef @DavidChang playing for his charity @SouthernSmokeTX and frontline worker Rorri Burton playing for ONE MILLION DOLLARS! 9|8c on ABC

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We’re never getting rid of Trump. Like herpes and the McRib, he’ll just keep coming back.

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One reason Trump’s advisors are so worried he might not be able to win, is because he lost.

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So far 2020, you suck.

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